I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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