This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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