I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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