I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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