Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
this will be a night to untag.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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