Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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