im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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