I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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