He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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