OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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