Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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