i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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