"it" just moved
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
