may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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