Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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