The beer is more important than you right now.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Damn victory sex feels great
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
