So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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