Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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