that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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