I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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