But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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