I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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