I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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