I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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