Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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