well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
mondays should just be called national damage control day
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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