The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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