What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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