I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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