Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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