Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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