thus making me awesome and them whores
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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