After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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