nut hugger
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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