? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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