great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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