So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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