why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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