I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I wish you could order shots online.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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