Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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