How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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