I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
do herpes really smell.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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