Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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