im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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