Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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