we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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