Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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