walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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