hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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