Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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