I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Jerry, you need to find god
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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