i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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