bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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