If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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