Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
