I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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